Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person stuck between a rock and a hard place, but the rock is angry and the place is covered in poop.

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place, and the rock just yelled at me.

My life is a mess, and it's not even my fault.

I'm facing obstacles and challenges, but they're both giving me the side-eye.

2

Someone who’s fighting two battles at once, and both of them are on fire.

I’m fighting two battles at once, and both are on fire.

My problems are like wildfires, and I’m the firefighter who’s also the fuel.

I’ve got two problems, and they’re both screaming at me.

3

A person who’s been kicked by life and also bit by a dog.

Life kicked me, and a dog bit me too.

I’ve been through hell and also got a face full of dog.

I’ve been kicked by life and bit by a dog, and I still have time to do my taxes.

4

Someone who's like a sandwich, and both sides are really angry.

I’m like a sandwich, and both sides are yelling at me.

I’m being squished between two angry people, and it’s not even lunchtime.

My life is a sandwich, and both sides are giving me the stink eye.

5

A person who's like a video game boss, but there are two of them and they're both really hard.

I’m fighting two video game bosses, and they’re both really hard.

My problems are like video game bosses, and I haven’t even finished level one yet.

It’s like I’m playing a video game, but I have two bosses and I have no health.

6

A person who’s being chased by a bear and also a very fast chicken.

I’m being chased by a bear and a very fast chicken.

A bear is chasing me, and a chicken is running faster than me.

I’ve got a bear on my back and a chicken on my side.