obstacle illusion

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A made-up problem that's not real but still gives you a headache.

I thought my ex was coming back, but it was just my mom texting me.

I swear my coffee was cursed. It wasn't. I just forgot to add sugar.

I thought I had a flat tire. It was just a hole in my sock.

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Looks like you're stuck, but you're really not. Just a trick to make you feel dumb.

I thought I was blocked in traffic, but it was just a slow car.

I thought I had to walk all the way home, but there was a shortcut.

I thought the stairs were closed, but they were just covered in glitter.

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You meet a girl on Facebook. She looks hot from the chin up. But when you see her whole body, you're like, 'What the hell? This is a full-body disaster.'

He swiped right on her. Then he saw her legs. He cried.

She had a profile picture that looked like a goddess. Her full body looked like a dumpster fire.

He asked her out. She said yes. Then he saw her full body. He ran.

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When you trip over something you couldn't see, and you blame it on magic or fate.

I tripped over a sock. I said it was a curse.

I fell over a chair. I said it was an evil spirit.

I stumbled into a wall. I said it was destiny.

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A fake obstacle put there to trick you into thinking it's real.

He put a fake wall in the hallway. I thought it was a real wall.

She put a rug on the floor. I thought it was a trap.

He put a chair in the middle of the room. I thought it was a monster.

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You have to ignore the truth to see the lie, like it's a game of hide and seek with your brain.

He said he was rich. I ignored that lie. He was broke.

She said she was smart. I ignored that lie. She was clueless.

He said he was strong. I ignored that lie. He was a baby.

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