Obstacle delusion

I thought the doorknob was a foot and face-planted the floor like it owed me money.

I tripped over a doorknob like it was trying to ruin my day.

I walked into a doorknob like it was a personal attack.

I ran into a wall like it was my best friend who just turned on me.

I thought the wall was going to hug me, but it just hit me with a brick face.

I walked into a wall like it was a surprise party I didn't want.

I tripped like a pizza box hexed me.

I stumbled like I’d been cursed by a delivery guy.

I walked like I had a pizza box ghost haunting my steps.