obstackles

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Things that get in your way and laugh at you while you’re stuck.

My morning commute is like a horror movie. Obstackles are the monsters.

I tried to leave my house. Obstackles said no.

Obstackles are the reason I’m late to everything.

Obstacles that think they’re cool and probably are.

Obstackles blocked my path. I said, 'You’re not cool.' They said, 'You’re not either.'

I had to jump over an obstackle. It was like a middle school dance.

Obstackles are the reason I failed gym.

Things that get in your way and don’t even apologize.

Obstackles stood in my way like they had a job to do.

I tripped over an obstackle. It didn’t even say sorry.

Obstackles are the reason I’m not rich.

Obstacles that are basically the worst and know it.

Obstackles are like my ex. They’re always in my way and never leave.

I walked into an obstackle. It was like a slap in the face.

Obstackles are the reason I hate life.

Obstacles that are like your nemesis in a video game.

Obstackles came at me like a boss in a video game. I lost.

I had to fight an obstackle. It was unfair.

Obstackles are like the final level of my life.

Obstacles that are like your mom’s cooking. You know they’re bad but you can’t leave them alone.

Obstackles were like my mom’s spaghetti. I didn’t want to eat it but I had to.

I tried to run from an obstackle. It was like running from my mom’s cooking.

Obstackles are like my mom’s cooking. They’re everywhere.