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Being so wrong it feels like your brain took a bullet and went on a rampage.

Why did you wear a tuxedo to a pizza party? You looked like a confused funeral director.

She tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler. It was like watching a dinosaur try to dance the twist.

He showed up to the meeting in pajamas and a crown. Everyone was confused, but also slightly impressed.

When you are so lost you think you're in a dream and your brain is throwing a tantrum.

He showed up to the beach party wearing a suit and a snorkel. No one knew what to do.

She tried to cook a five-course meal with a microwave and a dictionary. It didn’t end well.

He called his mom’s cat ‘Donald Trump’ and got banned from the family group chat.

When your actions are so weird they make the moon look like it’s doing a bad impression of a disco ball.

He wore a chicken costume to a business meeting and tried to negotiate a deal with a napkin.

She showed up to the concert wearing a hat that had a banana on it and a calculator.

He texted his ex a 12-paragraph essay about why the sky is blue and why she should come back.

When you’re so out of place it’s like you walked into a library and started doing the can-can.

She showed up to the funeral in a hot pink wig and a fanny pack. People were confused but also kind of amused.

He tried to explain the stock market to a kid with a stick and a napkin.

He wore a tuxedo to a barbecue and brought a cello.

When you’re so random it’s like your brain took a vacation and brought a pet llama.

He showed up to the meeting in a superhero costume and tried to talk about taxes like it was a battle.

She brought a ukulele to a math test and tried to solve equations with it.

He called his boss ‘Captain Obvious’ and got a warning.