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The weird talent of seeing everything around you like a pervert on a sugar rush, but you act like you’re just chill. You notice every guy showing off his biceps in a tank top, every girl wearing a skirt so short it’s practically a crime, and every tattoo that’s screaming for attention like it’s the lead singer of a band.

'Is that shirt even legal? I think he broke the law.'

'Why is her skirt so short? Is she trying to start a war?'

'That tattoo looks like it has its own Instagram.'

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You have a sixth sense for spotting sexiness everywhere, even when you’re pretending you’re not looking. You’re like a detective who only solves crimes about tight clothes, flexing muscles, and random body art.

'He’s flexing like he’s in a meat market.'

'That skirt is shorter than my patience on a Monday.'

'That tattoo looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

You’re like a human highlighter pen, circling every sexy thing you see. You’re not just looking, you’re mentally taking notes and judging everyone’s fashion choices like it’s a beauty pageant.

'He’s got a bicep that could bench-press a cow.'

'That skirt is so short, it’s got a zip code.'

'That tattoo is so big, it has its own postcode.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

You’re the kind of person who sees a shirt, a skirt, and a tattoo and immediately starts a mental debate about whether they’re trying to seduce you or just being extra.

'Is that shirt a crime against fashion? I think it’s illegal.'

'Why is her skirt so short? It’s practically a weapon.'

'That tattoo looks like it’s got its own personality.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

You’re the human version of a spy camera, always watching, always judging, and always making a list of who’s the most attractive in the room.

'He flexes like he’s in a gym and it’s also a dating show.'

'That skirt is so short, it’s giving me a headache.'

'That tattoo is so big, I think it has a side job.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago