obspensive

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a fancy way of saying something costs way too much and people are pretending it’s worth it

That phone costs more than my rent. It's obspensive nonsense.

I paid $50 for a sandwich. It was obspensive and I cried.

That shirt is obspensive. It’s like I bought a luxury for my back.

when you’re so broke you can’t even pretend you like something expensive

I saw a $2000 watch and said nothing. I’m obspensive broke.

That car is obspensive. I’m still walking.

I tried to act cool at the store. I’m obspensive and I failed.

when you’re rich but still mad about how much things cost

I have money but that bag is obspensive. I’m rich but I’m mad.

I bought that house. It was obspensive and I still hate it.

I’m rich, but that coffee is obspensive. I’m rich and I’m annoyed.

when you’re paying for something and it feels like you’re paying for your soul

That service is obspensive. It’s like I sold my soul to the internet.

I paid for that membership. It was obspensive and I still don’t use it.

I bought that subscription. It’s obspensive and I’m regretting it.

when something is so expensive you start questioning your life choices

That restaurant is obspensive. I’m questioning my life.

I bought that jacket. It’s obspensive and I feel like I made a mistake.

That trip was obspensive. I wonder why I went.