Obsorve

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To watch something so hard you forget to breathe and end up learning it by accident.

I was obsorve the way my mom fights with my dad and now I know how to beat up a grown man.

I obsorve the math teacher for three hours and now I can solve algebra in my sleep.

I obsorve the dog doing tricks and now I know how to make my cat do the moonwalk.

When you stare so long at something you basically eat it with your eyes and end up knowing everything about it.

I obsorve my brother's sneaky moves and now I can steal his candy without him knowing.

I obsorve the pizza delivery guy and now I can make pizza in my head like it's a movie.

I obsorve my crush for a whole week and now I know all their secrets.

To look so hard at something you might as well have a PhD in it and end up learning it by osmosis.

I obsorve the principal yelling at the janitor and now I can yell at my mom like a pro.

I obsorve the dog chasing my mailman and now I know how to run like a maniac.

I obsorve my friend's failed relationship and now I can break up with my crush like a boss.

When you watch something so closely you start to think you're part of it and end up knowing all the secrets.

I obsorve my dad's poker face and now I can win at cards like a champ.

I obsorve my cat's weird sleep habits and now I can nap like a king.

I obsorve my teacher's lunch and now I can eat like a beast.

To stare so hard at something you start to believe you're in a movie and end up learning everything by accident.

I obsorve my mom's screaming matches and now I can yell at my brother like a pro.

I obsorve my dog's weird dance moves and now I can dance like a fool.

I obsorve my crush's face and now I know all their thoughts.