Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To make something so old it might as well be buried with a shovel.

My phone is so obsolete it thinks I'm a ghost.

This app is so obsolete I can’t even open it without crying.

My computer obsoletized itself before I even turned it on.

2

So outdated it might as well be wearing a tuxedo to a zombie apocalypse.

This software is obsolete and I’m not even mad.

My printer is obsolete and I had to use my phone to print.

That phone is obsolete and it still thinks it's the 2000s.

3

What you call yourself when you’re too lazy to update anything.

I obsoletized myself by not checking my phone for a month.

I’m so obsolete I can’t even find my own Wi-Fi.

I obsoletized my life by using a flip phone.

4

A sneaky upgrade that makes your new device feel like a prison.

This upgrade obsoletized my phone and I had to cry.

My PC obsoletized itself right after I bought it.

I bought a new laptop and it obsoletized my old one.

5

What the salesperson says when they want your money and your dignity.

‘We want to sell you a new one’, my soul is gone.

The salesperson said, ‘We want to sell you a new one’, and I believed them.

‘We want to sell you a new one’, I’m now obsolete.

6

Your work computer, which is also your worst enemy.

My work computer obsoletized me and I got a headache.

Windows obsoletized my PC and I had to call tech support.

My work computer is obsolete and I can’t even open Excel.

7

So old it should be in a museum or just dead.

This software is obsolete and it’s still trying to talk to me.

That phone is obsolete and it thinks it’s in the 80s.

My grandfather’s phone is obsolete and he still uses it.