obsoletist

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A person who thinks old tech is way better and acts like everyone else is a fool for using new stuff.

'I still use a flip phone because it doesn't die on me like your stupid phone.'

'Why do you play new games when I have all these old ones from the 90s?'

'I don't need a smartwatch. My watch tells time, and that's enough.'

Someone who clings to outdated gadgets like they're the last piece of pizza at a party.

'My laptop is slower than my dog, but I won't upgrade because it's got sentimental value.'

'I still use a dial-up internet connection because I'm too lazy to learn how to use Wi-Fi.'

'I play Tetris on my phone instead of using the actual app because I'm too cool for modern stuff.'

A person who thinks new stuff is trash and only uses the old stuff because it's the only thing they know.

'I use a typewriter because it doesn't have emojis.'

'I still use a cassette player because I don't know how to use a CD.'

'I use a rotary phone because it's got style and I don't need a phone with a million buttons.'

A person who thinks old tech is the best and everyone else is just too lazy to upgrade.

'My phone is slower than my grandma's walker, but it doesn't crash.'

'I use a paper map because I don't need GPS when I'm lost.'

'I still use a fax machine because it's more dramatic than an email.'