Obsolete Mule

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The name the smug Matt Hardy gave to his money-hoarding sidekick, Brother Nero, who’s so old he probably still uses a flip phone.

"Brother Nero is like an obsolete mule, still working, but he’s gonna fall apart soon.", Matt Hardy, after a bad match

"I’m not obsolete! I’m just classic!", Brother Nero, during a tax audit

"He’s not a mule. He’s a donkey who got fired from the 90s.", A fan on Twitter

What Matt Hardy calls Brother Nero when he’s tired of him taking all the money and still asking for more.

"Brother Nero is an obsolete mule, still around, but he’s gonna be the last one standing.", Matt Hardy, during a live stream

"I’m not obsolete! I’m just legendary!", Brother Nero, while eating a whole pizza

"He’s not a mule. He’s a horse who got stuck in a time loop.", A fan who’s tired of the 90s

The insult Matt Hardy used on Brother Nero after he tried to take over the money and still failed.

"Brother Nero is an obsolete mule, like a used car that still won’t start.", Matt Hardy, after a failed business deal

"I’m not obsolete! I’m just timeless!", Brother Nero, during a commercial break

"He’s not a mule. He’s a donkey who forgot how to run.", A fan who’s tired of the 90s