obsolete farm equipment

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A black person who’s so old they’ve been plowing fields before the internet existed and still don’t know what a ‘like’ is.

My uncle is obsolete farm equipment. He still uses a horse and a plow.

The guy at the grocery store who calls me ‘child’ is obsolete farm equipment.

My grandma’s cousin is obsolete farm equipment. He still uses a hoe and a donkey.

A black person who’s so outdated they think a smartphone is a fancy calculator.

My cousin’s dad is obsolete farm equipment. He still uses a manual typewriter.

The man who yelled at me for using ‘ain’t’ is obsolete farm equipment.

My neighbor’s brother is obsolete farm equipment. He still uses a walkie-talkie and a compass.

A black person who’s so old they’ve been working the same soil since the Civil War and still don’t get TikTok.

My grandpa’s friend is obsolete farm equipment. He still uses a sickle and a donkey.

The person who tried to explain ‘viral’ to me is obsolete farm equipment.

My aunt’s uncle is obsolete farm equipment. He still uses a wheelbarrow and a mule.