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Old-school brain trash that no one cares about anymore.
My grandma thinks the internet is a new kind of TV.
He still uses a flip phone and thinks TikTok is a conspiracy.
My teacher said the Pythagorean theorem is still useful... I called him a fossil.
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Knowledge so outdated it might as well be a dead parrot.
She thinks 'texting' is a new invention from 2015.
He still uses a paper map and thinks GPS is magic.
My uncle thinks a 'tablet' is something you eat with soup.
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The kind of knowledge that makes your brain want to quit.
He still thinks 'Facebook' is the only social media.
She thinks a 'smartphone' is a phone that can do math.
My grandpa still uses a typewriter and thinks the internet is a giant library.
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Knowledge that’s so old it’s basically a fossil.
My dad still uses a landline and thinks the cloud is a weather thing.
She thinks 'email' is a type of letter you send by pigeon.
He still uses a floppy disk and thinks the internet is a science experiment.
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Knowledge that’s been kicked out of the modern world.
He thinks 'Google' is a new kind of search engine from 2020.
She still thinks 'Twitter' is a bird that tweets.
My uncle thinks a 'laptop' is a type of food.
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