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I woke up screaming after my mom poured marmite on my head

My dog ate my breakfast and then I got dipped in marmite

That first sip of marmite was like a curse from the devil himself

My teacher gave me a detention and then doused me in marmite

My brother took my lunch and poured marmite on it

I got in trouble for eating marmite in math class

I had to drink marmite before I could go to sleep

My dad made me drink marmite because I failed a test

My sister poured marmite on my face while I was asleep