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A guy who’s sweet as hell but too busy being a nice guy to actually get his life together. He helps everyone else but forgets to help himself. He’s like a golden retriever who’s too busy fetching for others to realize he’s getting left behind.
He helped me move but still forgot to pay his rent.
He took my dog for a walk but didn’t walk his own ass out of debt.
He gave me advice but didn’t take his own.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man who’s so kind he probably smells like kindness. But he’s also the reason why everyone else is rich and he’s still broke. He’s like the human version of a free snack at the movies, everyone takes it and he’s just standing there smiling.
He gave me his last dollar but still kept smiling.
He let me borrow his phone but didn’t borrow mine.
He gave me a hug but didn’t give himself a raise.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who’s got a heart the size of Texas but a brain the size of a pea. He’s always there for you but he can’t even remember his own name half the time. He’s the reason why your problems are solved and his are just getting started.
He fixed my computer but still can’t remember his own password.
He gave me a ride but forgot his own car.
He helped me pass my test but failed his own.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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