obsile

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A classy tramp who’s too good for the word ‘slutty’ but still knows how to wear a dress like it’s a war crime.

My aunt is obsile. She walks into a room and everyone’s like, ‘What’s for dinner?’

He asked me out, but I said no. He said, ‘You’re obsile, not available.’

That girl wore a minidress to my grandpa’s funeral. He called her obsile. I called him dead.

A woman who’s so pretty, she makes ‘slutty’ sound like a compliment. But it’s not. It’s a backhanded slap.

My teacher said I was obsile. I said, ‘That’s not a compliment.’ She said, ‘It is. You’re just a bad listener.’

My mom’s friends are all obsile. They wear high heels to the grocery store.

He said I was obsile. I said, ‘You’re just jealous I didn’t cheat on you.’

A girl who’s so good at looking sexy, she makes ‘slutty’ feel like a dirty word. But it’s still a dirty word.

My neighbor is obsile. She wears a bikini to the park and still gets carded.

My cousin called me obsile. I said, ‘You’re just mad I have better fashion sense.’

He said my sister was obsile. She said, ‘You’re just mad I didn’t pick you for my prom date.’