ObsidianBot

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ObsidianBot is a smelly kid who plays Minecraft like it's his job and his only friend.

I just got roasted by ObsidianBot in a 2v2. He smells like old socks and victory.

ObsidianBot logged on and immediately destroyed my house. I didn't even have breakfast yet.

He plays Minecraft 24/7. I think he forgot how to breathe.

ObsidianBot is a loudmouth who thinks he’s the best Minecraft player ever and yells it to everyone.

ObsidianBot screamed ‘I’m the best’ so loud my dog ran away.

He yelled ‘I’m the best’ in my face during a game. I lost because I was too distracted.

He was so loud during the match, my neighbor called the cops.

ObsidianBot is a no-life loser who plays Minecraft all day and has no friends.

ObsidianBot spent 12 hours building a house. He didn’t even notice it was on fire.

He plays Minecraft so much, he forgot how to talk to people.

He logged on and didn’t leave until he beat me in 10 games. I was still wearing pajamas.