Obsidian Piledriver

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The obsidian piledriver is when someone gets face-down on their partner's junk and starts chomping like a dog with a bone. Then they pick them up and slam them down like a meatball on a plate.
My cousin tried the obsidian piledriver and screamed like a banshee.
My boyfriend does it every time I wear jeans.
My sister's dog tried the obsidian piledriver on her brother and got kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The obsidian piledriver is when someone takes their partner’s junk and uses it like a trampoline. They bounce them up and down like a madman with a boner.
At the party, John did the obsidian piledriver to Sarah and the whole room laughed.
My mom tried the obsidian piledriver and broke her neighbor’s nose.
My brother does it every time he sees a hot girl.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The obsidian piledriver is like a pizza being thrown into the air and then slammed back down. Your partner is the pizza, and you are the person throwing it.
My boyfriend did the obsidian piledriver and I got a headache from laughing too hard.
My dad tried the obsidian piledriver and got a sore back.
My friend did it in the park and everyone watched.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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