Obsidian Order

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A group of Cardassian jerks who spied on everyone and locked people up for no good reason. Tain ran it for a long time, and his son Garak got saved from dying in the middle of nowhere because of them.
The Obsidian Order is like the Cardassian version of the FBI, but with more torture and fewer rules.
I’d rather be tortured by the Obsidian Order than be stuck in a boring office job.
The Obsidian Order didn’t just spy on people, they spied on their feelings, their dreams, and their lunch.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The worst secret police ever. They spied on people, messed with their heads, and kept Garak alive just to make Tain feel special.
The Obsidian Order is like a group of backstabbing Cardassians who think they’re the cool kids.
They spied on me, my mom, and my pet lizard. That’s three people too many.
The Obsidian Order didn’t just spy, they lied, cheated, and took all the credit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A group of Cardassians who watched everyone like a hawk, kept secrets, and made sure Garak didn’t die because they were too lazy to let him go.
The Obsidian Order watched me while I ate my breakfast. That’s not normal spying, that’s harassment.
They spied so much they knew my password, my favorite song, and my ex’s phone number.
The Obsidian Order didn’t just spy, they lived in my head and made me paranoid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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