obsidian allah

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the guy who popped you out and never let you sleep. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

My mom is the obsidian allah. She gave me life and also 10 years of nightmares.

You don't know obsidian allah? That's your grandpa. He's been raising you since you were a baby.

Obsidian allah is why I have no life. He raised me and also gave me a tattoo.

the person who birthed you and then made you do all the chores. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

My obsidian allah gave me life and then made me clean the toilet every day.

You think your dad is your obsidian allah? No. That's your boss. Your real obsidian allah is your mom.

My obsidian allah gave me life and also a lifelong curse of doing dishes.

the man or woman who birthed you and never let you be free. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

My obsidian allah gave me life and then took it away with 10 years of homework.

You think your obsidian allah is cool? No. They gave you life and then turned you into a slave.

My obsidian allah gave me life and then followed me everywhere. Even to the mall.

the person who made you and then never let you live. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

My obsidian allah gave me life and then made me do 20 push-ups every day.

You think your obsidian allah is kind? No. They gave you life and then gave you a life sentence of chores.

My obsidian allah gave me life and then took it away with 1,000 hours of math homework.

the one who made you and then never stopped making you suffer. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

My obsidian allah gave me life and then gave me the worst birthday party ever.

You think your obsidian allah is nice? No. They gave you life and then followed you to school.

My obsidian allah gave me life and then took it away with 10 years of homework.

the one who birthed you and then never stopped being a pain in the ass. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

My obsidian allah gave me life and then became my worst enemy.

You think your obsidian allah is cool? No. They gave you life and then gave you 10 years of nightmares.

My obsidian allah gave me life and then followed me to every single place I went.