Obsgobber

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A loudmouthed eater who sounds like a garbage truck on a full stomach.

I tried to eat my pizza in peace and he yelled it like it was a war cry.

At the buffet, she slurped her soup so loud the whole restaurant heard her.

He ate his burger like it was his last meal and he was screaming about it.

Someone who eats so loudly it’s like they’re trying to annoy the entire planet.

He took a bite of his steak and I swear the ceiling shook.

She drank her soda so fast it sounded like a waterfall.

At the movie theater, he ate his popcorn like it was a concert.

A person who eats like they’re in a battle and they’re winning.

He chewed his fries like he was crunching through an enemy.

She drank her milk like it was a victory drink.

At the restaurant, he ate his pizza like it was a war trophy.

A person who eats so loud it feels like they’re talking to your mom and she’s yelling back.

He took a bite of his sandwich like it was a conversation with his grandma.

She drank her coffee so loud it sounded like she was arguing with the barista.

At the diner, he ate like he was telling a story and his mouth was the narrator.

A person who eats with such force it’s like they’re trying to break the table.

He bit into his burger so hard I thought the table would collapse.

She drank her soda like it was a challenge from her dad.

At the cafeteria, he ate his soup like it was a showdown.