Obsessy

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When you're so obsessed you'd rather poop in a shoe than stop thinking about it.

I saw a cat and now I'm obsessed. I'm gonna name it Steve and follow it to school.

She texts me every 10 minutes about her ex. I'm gonna lose my mind.

He's been talking about his video game for 3 hours. I'm gonna scream.

You're so obsessed you could eat a whole pizza and still think about it.

He's been talking about his crush nonstop. I'm gonna die from the obsession.

She's been texting me about her dog for 2 hours. I'm gonna start barking.

He's obsessed with his new phone. I'm gonna get a phone too.

You're so obsessed you'd rather fight a chicken than forget about it.

She's been talking about her new job nonstop. I'm gonna quit my job just to shut her up.

He's been talking about his sandwich for 2 hours. I'm gonna eat it for him.

I'm so obsessed with my friend's new haircut I'm gonna cut my own hair.

When you're so obsessed you’d rather get yelled at by your mom than stop thinking about it.

She's been talking about her crush for 3 hours. I'm gonna get yelled at by my mom.

He's been talking about his video game all day. I'm gonna get grounded.

I'm so obsessed with my friend's new phone I'm gonna break mine.

You're so obsessed you could fight a dragon just to keep thinking about it.

He's been talking about his new dog nonstop. I'm gonna get a dog too.

She's been texting me about her new job for 2 hours. I'm gonna quit my job.

I'm so obsessed with my friend's new haircut I'm gonna get a haircut.