Obsessory

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when you can't stop thinking about your favorite accessory, even if it's stupid.
I saw a backpack and I had to buy it. It was $100 and I didn't need it.
She texted me 12 times about her new hat. I blocked her.
He brought 3 pairs of shoes to the party. None of them matched.
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being so attached to your gear that you fight people over it.
He got in a fight at the mall over a necklace. It was worth like $20.
She cried when her phone broke. It was just a phone.
They argued for 30 minutes about who had the better watch.
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you can't function without your favorite accessory, like it's your lifeline.
He showed up to work with just a belt. No shirt. No pants. Just a belt.
She wouldn't leave the house without her headphones. Even to go to the grocery store.
He bought a new watch. It took him 2 hours to put it on.
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you think your accessory is the best thing ever, even if it's broken.
His shoes are falling apart, but he still wears them every day.
She got a new purse. It had a hole in it. She didn't care.
He bought a watch that doesn't work. He still wears it.
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you act like your accessory is the only thing that matters in life.
He didn't come to the party because his watch was missing.
She broke up with her boyfriend because he didn't like her hat.
He got a new shirt. He ignored his mom for an hour.
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you go to extreme lengths to keep your favorite accessory safe.
He put his shoes in a safe. Just because he was going on a trip.
She bought a new backpack. It had a lock. And a key.
He got a new watch. He kept it in a box. Under his bed.
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