Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

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OTD is when someone can't stop tweeting about stupid stuff because they think they're the best on Twitter. They favorite everything they see like it's their job, and they retweet every single thing even if it's about cats fighting robots.
#CatVsRobot is the best thing ever. 200 followers. Still not enough.
RT @RandomPerson: My cereal is sad. #CerealSadness
DM: 'Why aren't you following me? You're supposed to be my best friend.'
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People with OTD tweet about nonsense like it's a religion. They check Twitter so much they probably think it's a second brain. They get excited about hitting 1,000 tweets like it's a huge win.
I just hit 1,000 tweets. I'm a legend. #LegendStatus
RT @RandomPerson: My phone is broken. #PhoneBroken
DM: 'You didn't like my tweet. That's not cool.'
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OTD is when someone tweets about everything and nothing. They use hashtags in real life and tweet about stuff that makes no sense. They log on and off Twitter like it’s a relationship.
#BoringDay is my favorite hashtag. #BoringDay
RT @RandomPerson: My neighbor is loud. #NeighborNoise
DM: 'You didn't reply to my tweet. I'm hurt.'
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OTD makes people tweet about anything, even if it's dumb. They follow every random person and get mad if someone doesn't favorite their tweet. They act like 500 followers is a big deal.
RT @RandomPerson: My dog is ugly. #DogUgly
I have 500 followers. I’m rich. #Rich
DM: 'You didn’t favorite my tweet. I hate you.'
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OTD is when someone tweets nonstop like they're dying. They use hashtags in real life, retweet everything, and get excited about hitting 1,000 tweets like it’s a big deal.
#IHaveNoLife is my life. #IHaveNoLife
RT @RandomPerson: My cat is evil. #CatEvil
DM: 'You didn’t like my tweet. You’re a bad friend.'
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OTD is when someone tweets about everything, even if it's pointless. They check Twitter like it's a religion, and they get mad if someone doesn’t reply to their tweet. They think 1,000 followers means they're a god.
RT @RandomPerson: My coffee is weak. #CoffeeWeak
I have 1,000 followers. I'm a god. #GodStatus
DM: 'You didn’t retweet me. I'm insulted.'
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