Obsessive surfing

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You can't stop checking your phone like it's trying to kill you. You don't even know why you're doing it.

You're at the mall. You've been there for three hours. You still check your phone every time you pass a mirror.

You're on a date. You check your phone seven times. You're now single.

You're in the middle of a math test. You open Instagram. You fail.

You're so busy surfing the Internet that you forget to eat, sleep, and maybe even your own name.

You forgot to eat breakfast. You still checked your phone 12 times.

You had a dream about a TikTok video. You woke up and watched it.

Your mom called you. You didn't answer. You checked your phone 10 times instead.

You're so wrapped up in your phone that you might as well be dead. You're just a zombie with a screen.

You walked into a wall. You didn't notice. You were too busy watching a YouTube video.

You tried to eat a sandwich. You didn't even look at it. You just checked your phone.

You told your friend you were going to meet them. You forgot. You checked your phone 15 times.

You’re so busy scrolling that you might as well be married to your phone. You can’t live without it.

You had a heartbreak. You didn’t cry. You just opened TikTok and watched 50 videos.

You forgot your own birthday. You remembered when your phone reminded you. You were still mad.

You got a text. You replied. You checked your phone again. You forgot what you were doing.

You're so distracted by your phone that you might as well be brain-dead. You're just a meat sack with a screen.

You were on a rollercoaster. You didn’t even notice the drops. You were too busy watching a video.

You ate a whole pizza. You didn’t taste it. You just checked your phone 20 times.

You told your friend you were going to a party. You stayed home. You checked your phone 30 times.