Obsessive Phone Disorder

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OPD is when your phone is attached to your hand like a body part. You use it for everything, work, pooping, crying, and even breathing. If you’re using it more than 60% of the time, you’ve got a full-blown phone obsession.

I texted my mom 12 times during lunch. She called me a ‘texting lunatic.’

I checked my phone 57 times during math class. My teacher thinks I’m a robot.

I used my phone to order pizza while I was already eating dinner. My dad says I’m a ‘phone-powered monster.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

PTD is when you buy, sell, and swap phones like they’re going out of style. You clean your phone so much it’s like it’s your baby. But you never keep it for more than a few weeks. Your phone feels like it’s been dumped.

I sold my phone for $200 and bought a new one. My old phone cried in the box.

I wiped my phone with a disinfectant wipe after every text. My phone has never been so clean and so sad.

I had my phone for 5 weeks and already swapped it. My phone is like a ex who only stays for a little while.

by Slangipedia 7d ago