Obsessive Muse Fan

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A human who thinks Cat is the best person ever because she loves Muse so much it’s like they’re her soulmates and she probably cries every time they play con-science.
I saw Cat crying in the grocery store while listening to con-science. It was like she was mourning the death of her first love.
She texted me: 'Muse is my spirit animal and I will never stop loving them.'
At school, she drew the entire band on her notebook and wrote 'Muse forever' in big letters.
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A person who knows con-science inside out and can’t stop talking about it like it’s the greatest song ever made and the cave remix is basically divine.
He told me con-science is the best song of all time and that the cave remix is like heaven music.
During lunch, he screamed, 'con-science is the greatest song ever made!' and got lunch thrown at him.
He texted me: 'If you don’t like con-science, you’re a total failure in life.'
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