Obsessive Masturbation Disorder

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Thinking about nothing but your own hand doing its own thing

I skipped lunch just to get to the bathroom faster

My brain is now a porn star

I texted my mom 'I miss you' then immediately deleted it

Your brain is stuck in a loop of you doing you

I got a ticket for honking at the gas station

I watched three episodes of a show I hate

I sent my crush a picture of my feet

You can’t stop thinking about your own hand doing its own thing

I yelled at my dog for no reason

I ate a whole pizza by myself

I cried because my phone died

You’re too busy thinking about your own hand to do anything else

I missed my own birthday party

I started a fight with my brother over a sock

I texted my crush 'I love you' then immediately cried

You’re so obsessed with your own hand it’s like it’s your only friend

I sat in silence for 20 minutes just to avoid talking

I got a tattoo of my own hand

I cried because my phone had a low battery

You can’t stop thinking about your own hand doing its own thing

I ate a whole cake by myself

I yelled at my cat for no reason

I cried because my phone died