Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A disease where you can't stop thinking about jerking off all day long.

I had a dream about my math teacher and I woke up mid-jerk.

I texted my crush 'hi' and then spent 30 minutes jerking off.

I missed my bus because I was too busy jerking off in the hallway.

2

When you get so sick of your own junk that you just have to rip it off every hour.

I jerked off during lunch and now my teacher is mad at me.

I jerked off in my mom's car and she almost died.

I jerked off so much my phone battery died.

3

A condition where your brain is stuck in a loop of thinking about how good it feels to jerk off.

I jerked off during a Zoom call and my boss saw everything.

I jerked off instead of doing my homework.

I jerked off so much my pants fell down in class.

4

When you can't live without the feeling of your hand going up and down your junk.

I jerked off in the grocery store and got kicked out.

I jerked off during my mom’s speech and she was mad.

I jerked off in the car and my brother saw everything.

5

A problem where you get so turned on by everything that you can't stop jerking off.

I jerked off during my piano lesson and my teacher was confused.

I jerked off in the library and got a warning.

I jerked off instead of eating my dinner.

6

A sickness where you have to jerk off every time you see something sexy.

I jerked off when I saw my crush in the hallway.

I jerked off during my math test and got a zero.

I jerked off in my sleep and my dad walked in.