Obsessive Jewish Disorder

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A person who yells at everyone they see and claims they're Jewish, even if they look like a potato.
'You're not Jewish!' he screamed at the pizza guy.
She told my dog she was Jewish because he barked at her.
He tried to convert my math teacher during a test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks they're special just because they say they're Jewish, and everyone else is wrong.
'You're not Jewish!' he said, even though he didn't know what a Jew was.
She tried to make my mom feel bad for not being Jewish.
He claimed he was Jewish just to skip homework.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who can't stop talking about being Jewish and makes everyone else feel like they're not.
He talked about being Jewish for 45 minutes straight.
She made my lunch feel like it wasn't Jewish enough.
He called my friend a 'non-Jew' for eating chicken.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks being Jewish is the only thing that matters, and everyone else is just a background character.
He told my friend he wasn't important because he wasn't Jewish.
She said my dog was just a 'side character' because it wasn't Jewish.
He turned my math test into a Jewish debate.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who can't stop telling everyone they're Jewish, even if they’re not, and they’re not even good at it.
He told my teacher he was Jewish, even though he didn’t know what that meant.
She told my dog he was Jewish just to make him feel special.
He tried to be Jewish but failed at math.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who thinks they're the only real Jew and everyone else is just pretending.
He said I was 'just pretending' to be a person.
She told my dog he wasn’t Jewish because he didn’t know how to be one.
He turned my lunch into a Jewish debate.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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