Obsessive iPhone Disorder

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When someone acts like they're dying if they don't get the newest iPhone, even though they already have one and it works just fine.
'I can't live without the iPhone 15!' I already have the 14 and it's fine.
I'm crying in the Apple store because I didn't get the iPhone 15 Pro Max. I didn't even buy the phone yet.
My friend got the iPhone 15 and I'm still stuck with the 13. I'm going to die.
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When someone can't stop talking about the iPhone, even though they're getting one next week and it's not even out yet.
'I'm so excited for the iPhone 15! I can't wait to upgrade next week!' I'm still using the 14.
I got my iPhone 15 preorder confirmation and I'm already bragging about it like I got it today.
I'm telling my mom about the iPhone 15 like I already have it, even though it's not even out yet.
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When someone is so obsessed with the iPhone that they're arguing with their friends about which one is better, even though they all get the same one.
'The iPhone 15 Pro is way better than the iPhone 15!' I don't even care, I'm getting the 15.
My friend and I are arguing about the iPhone 15 like it's the most important thing in life.
I'm fighting with my brother over the iPhone 15 like we're going to war.
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When someone is so obsessed with the iPhone that they're already planning their next upgrade, even though they just got the new one.
I just got the iPhone 15 and I'm already thinking about the iPhone 16.
I'm saving money for the iPhone 16 even though I just got the 15.
I already have the iPhone 15, but I'm still saving up for the 16 because I'm obsessed.
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When someone is so obsessed with the iPhone that they're ignoring everything else in life just to talk about it.
I'm ignoring my mom to talk about the iPhone 15.
I didn't do my homework because I was too busy talking about the iPhone 15.
I skipped lunch to text my friend about the iPhone 15.
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When someone is so obsessed with the iPhone that they're willing to fight, yell, or even cry just to get it.
I cried in the Apple store because I didn't get the iPhone 15 Pro Max.
I fought with my friend over the iPhone 15 like it was the most important thing.
I yelled at my brother because he got the iPhone 15 and I didn't.
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