Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder

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When someone is completely obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch and can't stop talking about him like he's the only person who matters.

I saw him in a commercial and now I'm in love. You're lucky you're not me.

He walks into a room and I lose my mind. It's like he's a god.

I skipped school to watch him in a movie. I don't care if I flunked.

Also called OCD, but this one is for people who think Benedict Cumberbatch is the only decent human being on the planet.

He's perfect. Everyone else is trash. End of story.

I would die for him. I'd even die for his hair.

I don't like anyone else. Just him.

When you're too obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch to do anything else, like eat, sleep, or breathe.

I haven't eaten in three days because I was too busy watching him.

I dream about him. I even sleepwalk to his movies.

I skipped my job to follow him on a tour. I got fired.

Also called Cumberbitches, Cumberbabes, or the Cumber Collective. It's when you love Benedict Cumberbatch so much you can't stand anyone else.

I hate everyone except him. He's the only one who matters.

I don't even like my friends anymore. They're just distractions.

I would fight anyone who said he wasn't perfect.

An alternative word for OCD, but this one is for people who think Benedict Cumberbatch is the best thing to ever happen to them.

He's my everything. I would move to another country for him.

I don't even know what I'm doing with my life. I'm just here for him.

He's my hero. I would die for him.

When you're so obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch you don't care if you're acting like a complete idiot.

I ran into a tree just to get his attention. It was worth it.

I cried in front of him. I didn't even care.

I told my mom I was leaving home to be with him. She said no.