Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

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You can't stop texting even if your fingers fall off and your brain explodes.
Hey, I'm texting you right now. I will not stop until you reply.
I just sent you 47 texts about my cat. He's fine. I'm not.
You said you'd text me back. I'm waiting. I'm texting you right now. I'm not done yet.
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You text so much you think your phone is your girlfriend and your mom is texting you.
I'm texting you because I'm bored and my phone is my best friend.
I just texted my mom 12 times. She's not texting me back. I'm texting her again.
I'm texting you because my phone is my only friend and I need to talk to someone.
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You text so much you forget how to speak and your brain is full of emojis.
I can't talk. My brain is full of texts and emojis. I'm not even sure what I just said.
I texted my friend 10 times about breakfast. I don't even know what I want to eat anymore.
I just texted my dog. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. I don't either.
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You text so much your thumbs are tired and your phone is your only friend.
I texted my mom 20 times about my day. My thumbs are sore and my phone is my only friend.
I'm texting you because I have nothing else to do and my phone won't stop me.
I texted my friend 15 times. My thumbs are dead. My phone is alive.
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You can't stop texting even if your phone breaks and you have to text with your feet.
My phone is broken. I'm texting with my feet. I'm not done yet.
I texted my mom 30 times. My phone is dead. I'm texting with my feet. I'm not done yet.
I can't stop texting even if my phone broke and I'm texting with my toes.
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