Obsessive Comparison Disorder

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You keep looking at other people and thinking you're the worst version of yourself. It makes you sad, broke, and angry. Like you're stuck in a never-ending fight with a mirror.
My ex's Instagram is just a reminder that I look like a raccoon in a trash can.
I saw my coworker's lunch and now I'm crying in the break room.
My cousin has 10 kids and a yacht. I have a Netflix account and a mood.
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You're so busy checking your reflection against everyone else that you forget how to be happy. It's like you're in a beauty pageant and you're also the judge.
I saw my friend's vacation pics and now I'm questioning my entire life choices.
My roommate has a six-pack and I have a six-pack of diet soda.
My dog got more likes on Instagram than I did.
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You're so wrapped up in thinking you're the worst that you don't realize everyone else is also falling apart. It's like you're all in a group chat arguing about who's the worst.
I saw my teacher's perfect life and now I'm questioning why I even bother going to school.
My brother has a house and I have a couch. And a dream.
My crush has 1,000 followers and I have a follower who's my mom.
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You're so busy comparing your life to others that you forget to live your own. It's like you're stuck in a never-ending game of 'I wish I was them.'
I saw my best friend's perfect life and now I'm just a sad emoji in the corner.
My neighbor has a Porsche and I have a parking ticket.
My crush has a perfect body and I have a perfect excuse.
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You're so obsessed with being better than everyone that you end up hating yourself. It's like you're in a competition and you're also the judge and the contestant.
I saw my uncle's vacation and now I'm crying in the grocery store.
My crush has a million followers and I have a follower who's my pet goldfish.
My teacher got a raise and I got a coupon for a free pizza.
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