obsessive checking disorder

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a mental illness where people think they're the most important person in the world and can't stop looking at their phone every few seconds to see if someone texted them

'Did I miss a message? No? My life is over.'

'I checked my phone 17 times in 5 minutes. I'm a legend.'

'I saw a text from my ex. I checked my phone again. I'm doomed.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

a crazy condition where someone's brain is broken and they feel the need to check their email like it's their only chance to be famous

'I checked my email 20 times. Still no messages. I'm a ghost.'

'I opened my email and saw 3 new messages. I screamed like I won the lottery.'

'I checked my email during a meeting. My boss saw me. I'm fired.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago