Obsessioner

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An obsessioner is a person who can't stop talking about Harry Potter, even when it's not cool anymore.

'You think Voldemort is the best? I've seen better in the third movie!'

'Why are you wearing a T-shirt with a wand on it? It's 2025!'

'I'm still waiting for the seventh book to come out. It's been 10 years!'

An obsessioner is someone who acts like Harry Potter is the only thing that matters, even when it's not true.

'I don't care if you're late to class. I'm still doing my homework about Hogwarts!'

'You think I'm going to stop talking about the Horcruxes just because it's lunchtime? No way!'

'I've memorized every spell. You can't beat me!'

An obsessioner is someone who would rather die than not talk about Harry Potter.

'I'm not going to the movies unless you promise to talk about the prophecy the whole time.'

'I skipped dinner to read the first book again. I'll eat later.'

'I'll stay up all night if it means I can finish the story!'