Obsession with ourselves

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Obsession with ourselves is when you think you're the most important person in the room, even if you're just wearing pajamas.

I took three hours to put on my shirt. It's not a shirt. It's a statement.

She posted a selfie at 2 a. m. and tagged 12 people. None of them responded.

He didn't leave the house for a week because his hair wasn't 'perfect' enough.

Obsession with ourselves is when you believe everyone is watching you, and if they're not, you'll make them.

She texted her ex 17 times in one day just to make sure he was thinking about her.

He turned his phone on silent, then turned it off again, just to show off.

She posted a video of her dog eating cereal and called it 'a masterpiece.'

Obsession with ourselves is when you think you're the only one who matters, and everyone else is just background noise.

He skipped lunch to take a 10-minute selfie.

She changed her outfit five times for a 30-second Zoom call.

He texted his mom to tell her he was 'important' again.