Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You love someone so much you can't stop following them like a crazy dog. You won't let them be happy unless you're in their business.

I saw her at the mall and had to follow her into the grocery store.

He texted her 20 times in one day and called her at 3 a. m.

She stalked him on Instagram for a year before she finally talked to him.

2

You think you're in love, but really you just want to boss them around and make their life a living hell if they don't do what you say.

She broke up with him, and now she texts him every hour and calls his mom.

He dumped her, so he started posting her ex's name on his Instagram story.

They got back together, but now she acts like she never left.

3

You're so addicted to something you can't stop doing it. It's like it's stuck in your brain and won't leave you alone.

He eats pizza every day. He even eats it for breakfast.

She tweets about her crush every hour and never stops.

He plays video games for 12 hours a day and won't stop.

4

It's when a dumb fan loves a rival team so much they think they're better. They talk about it like they're winning the World Cup every day.

I hate Swansea City more than I hate my math teacher.

He posts about Swansea City on Twitter even when he's at work.

She told her whole family Swansea City is the best team ever.

5

You think you're in love, but you're just being a total idiot. You get hurt when they don't love you back and you act like it's the end of the world.

He asked her out, and she said no. Now he won't talk to her.

She dumped him, and now he's crying in the hallway at school.

He texted her 10 times in one day and said she broke his heart.

6

Other stuff to think about when you're obsessed. It's like you have a list of things to do and your obsession is the top of that list.

She made a list of all the things she wants to do with him.

He wrote down every thing he loves about her.

She has a spreadsheet about how many times she's seen him.

7

You're always happy and in love with something or someone like it's the only thing that matters in your life.

He only talks about his crush and doesn't stop.

She texts her crush every hour and can't stop.

He skipped school to go see his crush at the mall.