obsessination

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When you're so obsessed with someone you'd rather punch a hole in the wall than let anyone else look at them. They're like a lovesick hyena that wants to rip your throat out if you breathe too loud.

My ex is obsessed with my new girlfriend. He texted me 'I will murder her if she texts me first.'

My sister's crush is so obsessed with his crush that he stalked him to the mall and threatened his best friend.

My dad is obsessed with my mom's best friend. He thinks she's trying to steal her away and he says 'I will kill her if she smiles at him again.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

When you're so into someone you'd rather eat a whole pizza box than let anyone else get near them. You're like a fangirl who thinks they're the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise.

I'm so into my crush that I texted him 'If you talk to anyone else, I will scream your name in the cafeteria.'

My friend is so into her crush that she followed him to the store and yelled at the clerk for not giving him extra candy.

My cousin is so into her crush that she texted him 'I will throw my phone out the window if you talk to anyone else.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

When you're so obsessed with a real-life assassination you think it's a conspiracy. You blame everything on the same people and think they're behind every single death.

My uncle thinks the JFK assassination was a conspiracy. He says 'They killed him because he knew too much. I'm gonna kill them if they come after me.'

My mom is obsessed with the JFK assassination. She says 'He was the best president and they killed him because he didn't like their plans.'

My brother thinks the JFK assassination was a conspiracy. He says 'If they killed him, they'll kill me if I don't believe them.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago