obsessicane

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a crazy way of thinking that makes you act like a lunatic just because you’re fixated on the weather, even though it might not matter in a month.

I’m gonna die if it doesn’t snow on Christmas. I’ve already picked my death song.

Why is the forecast saying thunderstorms? I’m gonna scream if it doesn’t rain on Tuesday.

If the weather doesn’t turn into a disaster by Friday, I swear I’ll quit my job.

when you’re so obsessed with the weather that you treat it like it’s your ex, and you’re gonna lose it if it doesn’t do what you want.

The weather is being a brat. I’m gonna throw a tantrum if it doesn’t rain tomorrow.

I’m not happy with the forecast. I’ve texted the clouds twice this week.

If it doesn’t snow on my birthday, I’m gonna yell at the sky until it does.

when you’re so focused on the weather that you’re like a mad scientist testing if the sky will obey you, and it better or else.

I’ve been counting the clouds for three days. If it doesn’t storm tonight, I’m gonna cry.

I’ve been checking the forecast every hour. If it doesn’t rain on Sunday, I’m gonna get angry.

I’ve been talking to the wind. It hasn’t responded yet, and I’m getting annoyed.

when you’re so obsessed with the weather that you think it’s your enemy, and you’re gonna fight it if it doesn’t do what you say.

The weather is my enemy. I’ve been texting it for two days now.

I’m gonna fight the forecast if it doesn’t snow on Saturday.

I’ve been arguing with the clouds. They’re not listening, and I’m getting mad.

when you think the weather is trying to mess with you, and you’re gonna get angry if it doesn’t do what you want, even if it’s not important.

I think the weather is trying to ruin my life. I’m gonna scream if it doesn’t rain tomorrow.

The forecast is being a pain. I’m gonna yell at the sky if it doesn’t snow next week.

I swear, if the weather doesn’t change by Friday, I’m gonna throw a fit.