Obsessed with Vinnie Hacker

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Can't stop thinking about Vinnie Hacker. He's like a hot mess you can't resist.

I dream about Vinnie Hacker. I even dream about his hair.

I skipped work to watch Vinnie Hacker's Instagram story. Again.

I texted him 17 times. He didn't reply. Still, I'm obsessed.

You're so into Vinnie Hacker, it's like he's your ex. But hotter.

I cried when Vinnie Hacker didn't follow me back. I'm 23. I'm not supposed to cry.

I asked my mom if Vinnie Hacker was real. She said, 'He's more real than your dad.'

I bought a Vinnie Hacker shirt. It's 100% cotton and 100% my soul.

You're so in love with Vinnie Hacker, you'd probably marry him if he asked. Even if he's a mess.

I proposed to Vinnie Hacker in a DM. He said, 'I'm not ready.' I said, 'I am.'

I wore a Vinnie Hacker shirt to my job interview. They hired me. I think he influenced the boss.

I named my cat after Vinnie Hacker. It's a long story. It involves a lot of crying.