Obsessed Forums Guy

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The Obsessed Forums Guy doesn’t just talk loud, he yells at the internet. He doesn’t care if you’re right, he just wants to prove you wrong. He’s never played a game, but he’s got opinions on every single one.
"This game is the worst I’ve ever seen! I’ve never played it!", posted at 3 a. m.
DM: "You think you’re good? I’ve got 200 posts to back me up!"
Tweet: "This character design is a disgrace! I’ve never even seen the game!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s the guy who shows up to every thread like it’s a championship. He doesn’t just post, he dominates. He doesn’t play games, he judges them from a throne of rage.
Post: "This game is garbage! I’d know because I’ve posted about it 300 times!"
Tweet: "I’m not wrong. I’ve never been wrong. I’m the guy who never sleeps."
DM: "You think you’re cool? I’ve posted 500 times about this game!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He doesn’t just live in forums, he eats them. He doesn’t have a life, he has a mission: to prove everyone else wrong, even if they’re right.
Comment: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it! I’m right!"
Tweet: "I eat forums for breakfast. You’re not even close."
DM: "You don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve posted 100 times about it!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s the guy who’s never wrong, he’s just always louder. He doesn’t play games, he insults them. He doesn’t need a life, he has a forum.
Post: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it, I’m right!"
Tweet: "I’m louder than you. I’ve posted 200 times. You’re not even close."
DM: "You think you’re cool? I’ve posted 500 times about it!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s not just a forum guy, he’s a forum god. He doesn’t play games, he punishes them. He doesn’t need a life, he has a keyboard.
Comment: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it, I’m a god!"
Tweet: "I’ve posted 300 times. You’re just a mortal."
DM: "You think you’re good? I’ve posted 1,000 times about this game!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He doesn’t just post, he proclaims. He doesn’t need a game, he has a mission. He doesn’t care if you’re right, he just wants to yell about it.
Post: "This game is the worst! I’ve never played it, I’m right!"
Tweet: "I’ve posted 200 times about this game! You’re not even close!"
DM: "You think you’re cool? I’ve posted 500 times about it!"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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