Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who sees tiny stuff others don't care about, like why your sock is inside out.

My mom is an observatory. She knows I ate the last cookie.

My teacher is an observatory. She knows I texted my crush.

My dog is an observatory. He knows I stole his toy.

2

When you go to an observatory just to look at stars, eat a crumbly cookie, and ignore your homework.

I went observatorying last night. I saw Saturn and ate a cookie. I failed math.

Observatorying on Monday is my favorite thing. I don’t care if I get a D.

I did observatorying instead of doing my homework. My mom is mad.

3

A band that plays so loud, your ears will bleed and your pants will dance.

I went to see Observatory. My ears were ringing for a week.

Observatory played and I danced so hard, my pants fell off.

I saw Observatory. My neighbor thought I was having a seizure.

4

A place where women show their goods, and men forget their own names.

I went to the observatory last night. I saw everything but my own face.

The observatory is my favorite place. I forget my name there.

I went to the observatory. I didn't come out for three hours.

5

A fancy planet where Mario goes to fight comets, and it also has telescopes.

The observatory in Mario Galaxy is cool. I fight comets there.

I like the observatory. It has stars and comets.

The observatory is where Mario goes to relax and fight comets.

6

When someone uses a telescope to fuck you and then makes you look through it.

My friend did observatory to me. It was loud and uncomfortable.

I got observatoryed by my teacher. I didn’t like it.

I did observatory to my brother. He cried.

7

A useless office that makes you go to school even when the whole city is underwater.

The observatory is the worst. I got flooded and still had to go to school.

Hong Kong observatory is the worst. They say no typhoon, but it’s always typhoon.

The observatory makes no sense. I got flooded and I still had to go to work.