Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To look at something or someone like they owe you money.

I observated my math teacher like she was gonna fail me.

I observated the pizza like it was gonna run away.

I observated my little brother like he was gonna steal my snacks.

2

To chill and watch stuff happen without doing anything about it.

I observated the whole fight like I was on a throne.

I observated my friend fail a test like it was a movie.

I observated my mom yell at the neighbor like I was in the background.

3

A person who stares at you but doesn't follow you home.

That guy observated me all day but didn't follow me.

My neighbor observated me like I was a suspect.

That girl observated me in class like I was her new crush.

4

A person who sees everything and everyone else is blind.

My friend is observative and saw me eat the last chip.

My mom is observative and knows when I'm lying.

My brother is observative and caught me cheating on my test.

5

Driving like a maniac because you're too busy looking around.

He observated too much and crashed into a trash can.

She observated while driving and almost hit a mailbox.

He observated the whole time and missed the stop sign.

6

To look at something so hard you might go blind.

He observated the test like it was gonna bite him.

She observated the math problem like it was a monster.

I observated the pizza like it was the last one on earth.

7

Observative is a word that exists and people use it to sound fancy.

My teacher said I was observative and I was confused.

I used observative in my essay and got extra credit.

My friend called me observative and I didn't know what that meant.