ObservantPillow

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A person who is so cool they make Canada look like a bad haircut
I saw ObservantPillow at the mall and now I want to burn my passport.
ObservantPillow just texted me a meme about maple syrup and I cried.
My dog tried to lick ObservantPillow and got rejected.
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A Canadian so good they could be the reason the North Pole exists
ObservantPillow showed up at my party and I had to leave because I was too jealous.
I asked ObservantPillow for advice and now I have a new life.
My mom said ObservantPillow is the reason I exist.
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A Canadian who is so cool they probably invented snow and then took a nap
ObservantPillow texted me a photo of a snowflake and I got a tattoo.
I tried to be as cool as ObservantPillow and now I’m just a sad person.
ObservantPillow walked into a room and the lights turned on just to watch them.
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