Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking at people or stuff so hard you notice things others would call insane or just plain weird.

I saw her eating a taco at 3 a. m. and thought it was a crime.

He noticed the guy wearing socks with sandals and called him a disgrace.

She watched the kid draw a mustache on a statue and took a photo.

2

Sitting there like a champ, taking everything in without saying a word or getting up to do anything.

He watched the whole fight like he was on a throne.

She just sat there, eyes wide, taking notes on life.

He listened to the whole argument and still didn’t say a thing.

3

A watcher who isn't a stalker, but still knows your life better than your mom.

He knows your coffee order, your crush, and your bad habits.

She saw you eat a whole pizza alone and still didn’t say anything.

He knew your password before you told your best friend.

4

Someone who sees the tiny things others miss, like the dirt on your shoe or the fact you're eating a sandwich at 10 p. m.

She noticed the little kid crying in the corner and went to help.

He saw the hair in your soup and said something about it.

She watched the guy eat a donut and took a picture of it.

5

Driving like a maniac because you're too busy looking around to pay attention to the road.

He swerved into a tree because he was watching the bird on the sidewalk.

She ran a red light just to see the guy eating a taco.

He almost hit a dog because he was too busy watching the kid on the bike.

6

Looking at something or someone so closely it feels like you're trying to read their mind or steal their secrets.

He stared at the kid like he was trying to figure out his whole life.

She watched the guy eat a taco and said it was the worst she'd ever seen.

He looked at the statue like it was going to talk to him.

7

A real word that people pretend doesn't exist, even though it’s been around for years and you use it every day.

You say it when you’re watching something and you're totally into it.

You use it when you’re trying to look smart and fail.

You say it when you’re trying to be noticed and no one cares.