Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A messy mix of watching and taking in, like when you're too busy staring at your wiener to notice you're getting a boner.

I was obserb-ing my lunch and forgot I was eating it.

My dog was obserb-ing me and I was obserb-ing him.

I was obserb-ing my neighbor's cat and my neighbor was obserb-ing me.

2

When you're jerking off and watching yourself or someone else jerk off, sometimes both, like a dirty little secret.

I was obserb-ing myself in the mirror and my mom walked in.

I was obserb-ing my brother and he caught me.

I was obserb-ing my crush and they were obserb-ing me too.

3

When you're jerking off and looking at something hot, but the person you're looking at doesn't know they're being watched.

I was obserb-ing my teacher's shirt and she didn't know.

I was obserb-ing my friend's dog and he didn't know.

I was obserb-ing my mom's phone and she didn't know.

4

The kind of stupid, half-asked questions people say at school meetings, like they're trying to sound smart but they're just confused.

'Is this a question?' I asked, and no one answered.

I said, 'Not really a question, I guess,' and no one cared.

I asked, 'What's the point of life?' and no one knew.

5

A dumb mistake that happened when someone tried to mix 'watching' and 'jacking off' into one word, and it just turned into a mess.

I tried to obserb and it just turned into a mess.

My friend tried to obserb and it was a disaster.

I obserb-ed and my dog laughed at me.

6

When you're jacking off and watching someone else jack off, and they're watching you jack off, all at the same time.

I was obserb-ing my friend and he was obserb-ing me.

I was obserb-ing my crush and they were obserb-ing me.

I was obserb-ing myself and I was obserb-ing myself.