obsequious ass licking fool

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A slob who farts in the boss's ear and calls it respect.
He licked the floor when the boss said 'blue.'
He wore a hat shaped like a donut and called it a 'respect accessory.'
He tried to kiss the president’s hand and got a face full of pizza.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A guy who thinks he's smart but just says 'yes' a lot and hopes no one notices.
He nodded like he understood the whole plan and then said 'yes' to a salad.
He smiled through a fire and called it 'loyalty.'
He cried when the boss sneezed and called it 'emotional support.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A human doormat who gets excited when the boss tramples him.
He jumped for joy when the boss yelled at him.
He got a tattoo of the boss’s face and called it 'loyalty.'
He cried happy tears when the boss called him 'dumb.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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