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Lying through your teeth just to get a promotion. You're like a dog begging for a treat, but the treat is just another lie.
I'll do anything for a raise, even if it means pretending I like your stupid face.
He said he'd vote for me if I called him 'Sir' in front of the whole office.
She told the boss his hair looked like a raccoon's nest, and he gave her a raise.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Getting forced to do chores for someone who thinks they're a god. You're like a servant in a palace, but the god is a total idiot.
I had to clean his office just to get a weekend off.
He made me do his taxes because he said I was 'financially competent', which is just a fancy word for stupid.
I got stuck doing his laundry because he called me 'the most servile person I've ever met'.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Calling salad 'cool' and acting like you're the most stylish person in the room. You're like a kid who thinks wearing a hat backward makes them a rockstar.
He said the salad was 'so on-trend it's almost hipster' and then ate it with a fork like it was a sword.
She called the salad 'the most iconic dish of the decade' and then dropped a whole olive on the floor.
He tried to make a salad look like a masterpiece and just ended up with a pile of soggy lettuce.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Trying so hard to be the best ass-kisser in the whole office that you forget to breathe. You’re like a goldfish that’s been promised a raise if it flatters the boss enough.
He said the president was 'the most brilliant person in the history of the universe' and then passed out from over-excitement.
She called the president 'the most perfect person ever' and then got a text from her mom saying 'you need to stop being so dramatic.'
He was so busy kissing ass that he didn't notice his coffee was gone and just drank from a water bottle.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fancy word for someone who’s going to be fired soon but still acts like they’re the most important person in the room. You're like a kid who thinks they're the king of the castle, but the castle is falling apart.
He said he was 'the most important person in the country' and then got fired for saying the president was 'kind of a mess.'
She acted like she was 'the most powerful person in the whole world' and then got replaced by someone who actually knew what they were doing.
He said he was 'the most loyal person to the president' and then got fired for calling him 'a little bit of a mess.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who's so desperate for attention that they'll do anything, like kiss the most ass in the whole office. They’re like a dog that gets a treat every time they do a trick, but the treat is just another lie.
He kissed the boss’s ass so hard that he got a promotion and then forgot his own name.
She was so busy kissing the boss’s ass that she didn’t notice her hair was on fire.
He tried to kiss the boss’s ass so much that he got stuck in a door and had to be pulled out by the janitor.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks they’re cool just because they smile a lot at the most ridiculous person in the world. They’re like a kid who thinks the president is the most amazing person ever and doesn’t notice they’re being laughed at.
He smiled at the president so much that he forgot to eat lunch and got a text from his mom saying 'you need to stop being so silly.'
She kept smiling at the president even when he was eating a sandwich with a fork like it was a sword.
He smiled at the president so hard that he fell out of his chair and landed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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