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A person who knows every weird fact about pop culture and can talk about it like it's the only thing that matters. They don’t care if you’re confused.

'You don’t know who the third guy in the band is? I’ve memorized their dating history.'

'I’m not going to the concert. I already know the setlist from 2013.'

'I can name every side project of every member of every band they’ve ever been in.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Someone who acts like they’re the only one who knows about obscure stuff, even when they’re wrong.

'I’m not wrong. That was a real movie from 1987. I saw it in 3D.'

'You think that song is from 2005? It’s from 1998. I’ve been here since the beginning.'

'I know more about this character’s hair than you do.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who thinks they’re special because they remember tiny details about random stuff no one else cares about.

'I remember the exact time the band announced their reunion. You? You were probably asleep.'

'I can tell you the name of the third album from their third side project.'

'You don’t know the name of the drummer’s dog? I do.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Someone who knows so much about obscure stuff they think they’re better than everyone else.

'I’ve been into this since I was 10. You just started yesterday.'

'I’ve seen every movie in this series. I even know the order of the deleted scenes.'

'You think you’re a fan? I’ve been here since the beginning.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who will tell you about obscure stuff even when you don’t want to hear it.

'I just had to tell you about that movie from 1987. It was the best one.'

'I know the name of the drummer’s ex-wife’s cat.'

'I’m not done talking about this band yet. There’s more.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago